Jade Astana Whore ❤️❤️

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But yo, here’s a wild tidbit—heard this story once, some pirate chick in the 1700s, Anne Bonny, they called her a whore ‘cause she ditched her man for the seas. Badass, right? Fought with swords, drank rum, didn’t give a fuck. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout her, “happy little trees” growin’ on her ship, ha! I’d be like, “Anne, you’re the real deal, fuck the haters.” Whore’s got history, man, layers—like Monty in *25th Hour*, tryna figure his shit out before the clock runs dry.

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But then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, askin’ me to help him with his pig farm. I’m like, “Dude, I’m already herdin’ my own pigs!” But he’s desperate, so I agree. I rush over to his place, and it’s chaos. Pigs everywhere! I’m tryin’ to wrangle them, but they’re slippery little devils. I’m shoutin’, “Get back here, you little oinker!” It’s a mess, but I’m laughin’ at the same time.

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