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Been muckin’ about on them apps, yeah? Total chaos! Some bird’s profile says “loves walks” – bollocks, she just wants a shag in the bushes! Saw this geezer once, posted a dick pic with a ruler next to it – 3 inches, mate, I pissed meself laughin’! “Sharon!” – told her, “This ain’t no mystery, just sad!” Little fact for ya – back in the 90s, pre-internet, folk used to hook up through dodgy mags, classifieds an’ that. “Man seeks woman, likes leather” – mental!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Kirova Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Borodulikha Delight” or whatever. It was just a donut with sprinkles, but hey, I’m not judging. I take a bite, and it’s like a sugar bomb exploded in my mouth. I’m grinning like an idiot, and then—boom! My phone buzzes.