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Hey there, folks! Look, I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout brothels – yeah, those shady joints. Here’s the deal… I seen a lotta stuff, growin’ up in Scranton, tough streets, y’know? Never went to one myself – c’mon, man, I’m Joe! But I heard stories, oh boy. Like this one time, my buddy Tony – good kid, worked the steel mill – he says, “Joe, them girls down there, they tougher than SEAL Team Six!” I laughed my ass off, picturin’ that. “The intel was good,” Tony’d say, straight outta *Zero Dark Thirty* – he swore them brothel gals knew more secrets than the CIA!

Local Intel

Kazakhstan Brothel · Facesitting · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Prostate Massage.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear a loud crash. I whip around, and it’s a delivery truck that just smashed into a parked car on Kegen’s main square. People are freaking out, and I’m like, “This is not happening.” I rush over to check it out.

Moderate magnitude 4.5 quake hits 53 km southeast of Kegen, Kazakhstan around noon