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About Almaty

So, these erotic-massage folks, they got skills—little known fact, way back in ancient Rome, they’d mix olive oil with some funky herbs, get ya all slippery and Zen. Made me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin’ bout them toga-wearin’ jokers gettin’ frisky with oil! But lemme tell ya, what ticks me off—when some yahoo thinks it’s just a quick grope fest. Nah, man, it’s art! Takes finesse, not just grabbin’ like a dang monkey.

After my caffeine boost, I headed to the lab. You know, the usual science stuff. But today, my experiment went haywire. I mixed up some chemicals, and boom! A mini explosion! Okay, maybe not a real explosion, but it was enough to make me jump. My colleague, Aida, was cracking up. “You’re gonna blow us all up one day!” she said. I was like, “Yeah, but at least I’ll go out with a bang!” 😂