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Anyways, I’d probly suck at this. “Call it, friendo,” I’d say to some lady, tryin’ to sound cool. She’d just stare, like, “What’s this fat guy on about?” I’d be all nervous, thinkin’, “Homer, you idiot, this ain’t Springfield!” But then – whoa! – one time I saw this chick with a tattoo of a donut on her arm. “Mmm… donuts.” Nearly asked her out just for that!

Then I hit up the local café on Kyzylzhar Street. I needed my caffeine fix. I ordered a cappuccino, and the barista, this super chill dude, was like, “You want extra foam?” I was like, “Dude, I’m not a marshmallow!” But I said yes anyway. Gotta love that foam life. ☕️