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Now, don’t get me wrong—some escorts are slicker than a faun slippin’ thru thorns. “Do not be afraid,” they whisper, like in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, but next thing ya know, yer wallet’s empty and yer callin’ em “majesty.” Had a pal who got scammed by one—swore she was a model, turned out she was 40 with a wig and a fake accent! I laughed so hard I nearly peed—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, you picked her!

First off, I hit the streets of Kairat, right? The sun was blazing, and I was like, “Great, just what I need.” I mean, who needs sunscreen when you can fry like an egg? 😂 Anyway, I was on my way to the lab, but I decided to take a detour through the park. You know, just to soak in some nature.