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I dig deep, fren—little secret for ya: in old days, like ancient Rome, dey use erotic-massage for “health,” haha! Rich guys, togas off, gettin rubbed—dey call it “therapy,” I call it party! Very nice! Makes me laugh, dese old pervs, actin all fancy. Den I find out, some places now, dey charge $200 for one hour! Wot?! Dat’s my goat’s dowry! I get mad—why so much? But den, happy again—dey say it fix stress, back pain, even soul! Like Amélie fixin dat blind guy’s day, “Zoop! Everything so clear now!”

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So, I grab my gear and head out. I’m cruisin’ down Abay Street, and let me tell ya, the traffic was a mess. Bumper to bumper, like sardines in a can. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “C’mon people, it’s not that hard to drive!” Finally, I make it to the station, and the vibe is tense. You can feel it in the air, like something big is about to go down.

Madaxweynaha Somaliland oo Kulan La yeeshey Madaxweynayaashii Hore iyo Ku Xigeenadoodii