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Ok, so, real talk—erotic-massage ain’t just a rubdown, it’s, like, next-level sensual. U got candles, dim lights, maybe some lavender oil—ooh, fancy! Little factoid 4 u: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked massage stuff with, like, olive oil, and I’m like, “Yaaas, Romans knew what’s up!” Makes me happy af thinkin’ bout it, but also, like, pissed—why ain’t this in my life 24/7?

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I start measuring, cuttin’, and hammerin’. You know, the usual. But then, outta nowhere, the neighbor starts blarin’ music. Like, full-on disco at 10 AM! I’m tryin’ to focus, but all I can hear is “Stayin’ Alive.” I’m like, “C’mon, man! I’m tryna build here!”