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Alright, mate, strap in! Me, Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” running this grim prison, got thots on erotic-massage. Ain’t no fancy shmancy spa day here—just raw, gritty rubdowns. Watched “Son of Saul” again last nite, fuckin’ hell, that flick’s heavy—Saul schleppin’ bodies, lookin’ for hope in the shitstorm. Erotic-massage tho? Opposite vibe, man—hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like a popsicle in July.

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So, I’m walking down Abay, right? And I see this little café, “Kofe Qusmuryn.” I’m like, “Yesss, caffeine!” I grab a cup of their famous coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, I could swim in it. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my pastry! Like, dude, chill! It’s not for you! I’m dodging this bird like I’m in the Olympics.