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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m sizin’ up this sex-dating mess like it’s a case on my docket. As a biz analyst, I see the stats—apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re rakin’ in billions, hookin’ folks up faster than a rabbit on Red Bull. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ goldmine, okay? People swipin’ right, left, up their own asses, lookin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ stickier. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I know half these profiles are fake as a three-dollar bill! Catfish city, population: you, if you ain’t careful.

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I keep walking, and I bump into this old lady. She’s selling some homemade pastries. I can’t resist. I buy a couple, and she starts telling me about her life. She’s lived in Shiyeli forever. Her stories are wild! I’m laughing, and she’s giving me life advice. I’m like, “Lady, you should be my therapist!”