Lauren Shu Whore ❤️❤️

About Semey

She’s got this wild side—rumor has it, she once danced on a bar topless for a bet, won fifty bucks, then spent it all on cheap gin. True story, swear it! Sounds like somethin outta *Margaret*—“This isn’t about you, it’s about me!”—she’d yell that, I bet, laughin while the cops dragged her off. I’m dyin thinkin bout it—hilarious, but also, ugh, Whore, why? Drives me nuts, yet I’m jealous—how’s she so free, huh? I’d be shakin in my heels, but her? Nope, she’s winkin at the crowd.

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So, I’m walkin’ along the riverbank, and I see this group of kids playin’ soccer. They’re kickin’ the ball around, havin’ a blast. I’m feelin’ all nostalgic, ya know? So, I join in. Big mistake! I kick the ball, and it goes straight into the bushes. I’m like, “Great, now I’m the old dude who lost the ball.” The kids are laughin’ at me, and I’m just standin’ there, red-faced.

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