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So, erotic-massage—its big money, ya hear? These parlors, they’re rakin’ in cash, like $100 a pop sometimes! Little known fact: back in the day, ancient Greeks were all about this—called it “bodywork” or some fancy sh*t. They’d oil up and get freaky, and I’m like, “Respect my authoritah, that’s genius!” Makes me happy thinkin’ bout them old dudes just livin’ it up. But then, I get mad—why ain’t I runnin’ this gig? I could be the king of erotic-massage, screamin’, “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love my freakin’ hands on ya!”

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my sister. She’s in a panic because she lost her cat. I’m like, “Seriously? You’re calling me about a cat?” But I can’t help it. I love that furry little monster. So, I rush back to her place, and we’re searching everywhere. Finally, we find the cat chilling under the couch like it owns the place. I swear, that cat has more attitude than half the people in Zhanaozen.

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