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This one time, right, met a lass off Bumble. Proper fit, thought I’d hit the jackpot. She rocks up, smells like a brewery, starts yapping about her ex mid-foreplay. I’m like, “Protect me, oh women!” – straight outta “Moolaadé”. Kicked her out, kept me dignity. Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit? Half the time you’re dodging loonies, half the time you’re laughing at the absurdity.

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But then, I see a group of kids playin’ soccer in the rain. They’re just havin’ the time of their lives, splashing around. I’m standin’ there, grinning like an idiot. I mean, who cares about getting dirty when you’re havin’ fun, right? I wish I could be that carefree again.