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About Astana

So, lemme spill it—brothels, man, they’re like Gotham’s underbelly, but with better perfume. Been around forever, too—did ya know ancient Rome had ‘em legal? Called ‘em lupanars, fancy word for a quick tumble. Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout togas flyin’ off! Nowadays, they’re hush-hush in most spots, but oh, they’re there—trust me, I’d sniff ‘em out. Got this one story, heard it from a snitch—some brothel in Nevada’s got a secret room, velvet walls, mirrors everywhere. Freaky, right? Made me happy as a clam, thinkin’ ‘bout the chaos in there!

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I finally get home, and my mom’s waitin’ with dinner. She’s like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Mom, you wouldn’t believe the day I had!” And I start tellin’ her about the old lady, the tourists, and the raccoon pelt. She’s laughin’, and I’m just happy to be home.