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Oh honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—this erotic-massage thing’s wild! I’m a carpenter, right, so I’m all bout them hands, craftin wood, smoothin edges, but this? This is next level, darlin! Picture me, sawdust in my hair, stumblin into some dimly lit joint—thinkin it’s all chill vibes like *Inherent Vice*, ya know, that hazy, sexy mess of a movie I adore. “The past is never dead,” Doc’d say, and damn if that ain’t true here—erotic-massage got roots, baby, way back to ancient China, them Taoist cats kneadin qi into folks, gettin frisky with energy! Who knew, right? Blew my mind—made me happy as hell, like findin a perfect plank of oak.

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But then, they start haggling over the price. I’m like, “C’mon, I just poured my soul into this!” But they’re relentless. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fumin’. I finally settle for a price that’s way too low. I’m thinkin’, “Next time, I’m not budgin’!”

Working visit to North Kazakhstan region: Tugzhanov meets with resettler from labour-scarce regions