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Heya, pal! *manic laughter* Why so serious? So, brothel—yeah, that stock’s a wild ride, ain't it? I’m talkin’ ‘bout this crazy company, right—makes them sex dolls or somethin’. Traded on some sketchy exchange, ticker’s like, what, BRTHL? Hah! Been diggin’ into it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ post-apocalyptic mess—like somethin’ outta *Mad Max: Fury Road*, my fave flick! Picture this: a stockbroker like me, zoomin’ through the wasteland, tradin’ shares for chrome-plated bot-brothels. “What a day! What a lovely day!” I yell, as the numbers spike!

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Then, I finally get the knife lookin’ sharp. Dude’s all happy, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, BAM! A storm rolls in. Like, seriously? It was sunny two seconds ago! I’m scrambling to cover my stuff. Rain’s pouring, and I’m soaked. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a drowned rat, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Schellenberg, man.

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