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Love the rush tho—happy vibes when it’s legit. Some gal or guy, skilled as hell, turnin’ knots into butter? Pure magic! But man, the fakes? Piss me off! Sloppy oil spills, half-assed moves—c’mon, respect the craft! Once heard a story—dude slipped off the table, broke his damn nose—hilarious, but ouch! “I can’t give you his name,” like in Zodiac, but picture that chaos—oil, blood, “Who’s this guy?!”

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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