Elizabeth Schellenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s da scoop – I’m strollin’ downtown, muscles pumpin’, biochem brain spinnin’. Findin’ a prozzie ain’t like grabbin’ a protein sample, nah! It’s shady, it’s raw – makes me mad how sneaky it gets. Dis one time, I hear bout dis gal, she’s got a PhD – true story! Worked as a hooker to fund her lab gear. Blew my freakin’ mind! I’m like, “Hasta la vista, stereotypes!” Dat’s da kinda hustle I respect, ya know?

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First off, I hit up the main street, Hauptstraße. It’s always buzzing, ya know? People rushin’ around, cars honking like they’re in a race. I’m just tryin’ to set up my little sharpening stand, but nooo, the universe had other plans. My first customer, this dude, comes up with a rusty old knife. I mean, it looked like it had been through a war. I’m like, “Bro, you sure you wanna sharpen this?” He just nods, all serious. I’m thinkin’, “Okay, let’s see what I can do.”

Politician and teacher Schellenberg put community, faith and family first