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She ain’t no kraken, mind – folk reckon she’s fierce, but naw, she’s a darlin’. Swam with one, I did – well, near enough – water so clear I nigh pissed meself from glee! Them spots, tho, hypnotizin’ – like gold coins spillin’ from a chest. Ye ever see that? Prolly not, ye landlubber. Made me laugh, thinkin’ – “What use is geometry?” like Carlos mutters. Whore don’t need no geometry, just drifts, free as rum on a breeze.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I’m drenched in seconds. I’m laughing, though, because it’s just typical. I mean, it’s Triesenberg, right? The weather’s as unpredictable as my life.

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