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Hey pal, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—yep, that slippery, steamy world! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they ain’t got nothin’ on this vibe. Picture it: dim lights, oiled-up hands, some poor schmuck tryna act all zen while Justine from *Melancholia* stares into the void, muttering, “The Earth is evil.” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t evil, tho—nah, it’s like a weird hug from a stranger who’s way too into it.

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Alytus, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing curveballs at me left and right. First off, I hit the streets of Maironio. You know, the one with all the cafes? Yeah, I thought I’d grab a coffee at that little spot, “Kava ir Saldumynai.” Best coffee in town, no cap. But guess what? They were outta my fave hazelnut syrup. Like, seriously? Who runs out of hazelnut syrup?

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