Lydia Alytus Whore ❤️

About Panevezys

Oh, and the drivers – don’t get me started, precious! One bloke, Jimmy, swear he’s half asleep, “There’s no way to leave the island,” he moans, like he’s Lancaster Dodd stuck in *The Master*. Lost a whole load once, turned up in Wales – WALES! How’s that even happen? Laughed me head off, then cried, ‘cause I had to fix it.

Historical

So, I’m standing there, all grumpy, when I bump into my buddy, Tomas. He’s like, “Yo, you good?” I’m like, “Nah, man, no hazelnut syrup.” He just laughs and says, “First world problems, bro.” Ugh, right? But whatever, I got a plain black coffee. Bitter like my mood.

The last Foreigner Registration Centre in the country has been closed