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About Mazeikiai

So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

Massage sexuel : comment et pourquoi essayer ?

First of all, it’s perfectly normal when genital touch is done with consent (permission or agreement) of both parties: the client and the massage practitioner. It usually means that this .

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s all frantic, waving her hands like she’s trying to fly. Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, decided to play hide and seek in a tree on Gedimino street. I’m thinking, “Really? A tree?” I mean, come on, Whiskers! You’re not a squirrel!

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