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About Kaunas

Ever hear ‘bout Thai massage parlors? Sketchy fronts, legit skills—mind blown. One time, lady’s kneadin’ me, whisperin’ sweet nothings. I’m yellin’ in my head, “THIS LEGAL?!” Chaotic bliss, fam. Pro tip: tip big, they remember ya. Favorite part? When they crack ya spine—POP! Like, “Someone’s watching us,” movie vibes, paranoid giggles. Sexual-massage ain’t just sex, it’s art—messy, raw, absurd. I’d die for this shit, no cap! What you think, homie?

Slavic Companions

Azia Spa Rytų masažo namai įsikūrę pačioje uostamiesčio širdyje, Tiltų g.6, Klaipėdoje, buvusiose miesto gyventojams bei svečiams gerai žinomos Žaliosios vaistinės (Grune Apotheke) .

First off, I hit the market on Turgaus gatvė. You know, the one with all the fresh fish and veggies? I’m there, just minding my own business, when I spot this old dude trying to haggle over a herring. Like, c’mon man, it’s a fish, not a diamond! I’m cracking up, but then he turns and gives me this look. I swear, it was like he was judging my life choices. I mean, I’m a potter, not a fishmonger!

From Klaipėda to Myanmar and back – the life of a Lithuanian Buddhist nun