Skylar Pasilaiciai Brothel ❤️

About Vilnius

Favorite part tho? The absurdity. Like, in *The Act of Killing*, they’re laughin’ about murder—here, it’s dudes braggin’ about payin’ for it. Same energy—twisted, dark comedy. I cackle thinkin’ about some balding schmuck hagglin’ over 20 bucks with a pro. Bro, you’re at a brothel, not a flea market! “This is my art!”—movie line fits perfect, they think it’s a masterpiece, I think it’s a clown show.

Growing Up In Brothels

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First off, I hit up the river by Žemaitijos street. The water’s lookin’ all sparkly, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a breeze.” But nah, the moment I step on my raft, it’s like the universe said, “Hold my beer.” I swear, the current was wild! I’m paddling like a madman, trying to keep my balance. I almost fell in! Can you imagine? Me, the raftsman, flailing around like a fish outta water. Hilarious, right?

Vilnius and Kaunas kick off heating season