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Alright, listen up, folks! Sexual-massage—lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride! I’m talkin’ hands slippin’ everywhere, oils, vibes—pure chaos, right? Like in “Goodbye to Language”—“What’s real? What’s fake?”—it’s blurry, man! Bernie Sanders here, raspy as hell, passionate—Billionaires should not exist! Them rich creeps hoggin’ spas, overpayin’ for “happy endings”—makes me mad as hell! Costs shoot up, regular folks can’t afford a damn rubdown!

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Hi, I'm Gigi, your local Swedish & Italian massage therapist! I've been doing massage therapy for over six years and will give you the best massage of your life.

So, I’m walkin’ down the Rue de l’Alzette, and I’m already feelin’ the vibe. People everywhere, chattin’, laughin’, livin’ it up. I’m just a dude in boots and flannel, lookin’ like I just walked outta a lumberjack convention. But whatever, I’m here for the experience, right?

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