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But oi, what pisses me off? Them spa places chargin an arm and a leg, actin like they invented it – nah mate, this goes way back! Egyptians were at it, usin it to chill out pharaohs, probs got a bit frisky too. Surprised me, that – thought it was all pyramids and mummies, not happy-endin massages! Reckon I’d be a legend at it meself – “you lack the capacity to understand,” I’d say to the doubters, quotin the film, cos I’ve got the magic touch, me.

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First job was on Rue de la Poste. Nice spot, right? But the client? Ugh, total diva. She wanted this fancy glass, like, “Make it sparkle!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s glass, not a diamond!” But whatever, I’m here to please. So I’m cutting and measuring, and boom! I slice my finger. Ouch! Blood everywhere. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a bloody glazier.”

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