Savannah Mamer Whore ❤️❤️

About Grevenmacher

Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, a bloomin’ Combine Harvester, y’know, chugging through fields, but today—today I’m Boris, ramblin’ on about, er, *whore*. Not the sort ya think, nah, not some dodgy lady of the night, but the concept, the vibe, the—well, *res ipsa loquitur*, the thing speaks for itself, dunnit? Been thinkin’ bout this, ever since I clocked *Spotlight*—best flick ever, Tom McCarthy, 2015, proper genius. “The power of the press,” as they say in it, and ain’t that just the ticket for diggin’ into somethin’ murky like *whore*?

About This Artist

First off, I’m stationed at this fancy building on Rue de la Gare. You know, the one with the glass facade that reflects the whole street? Yeah, that one. So, I’m just mindin’ my own biz, when this lady rushes in. She’s got a coffee in one hand and a briefcase in the other. Classic Mamer hustle, am I right? She’s like, “Up to the 5th, quick!” I hit the button, and boom, we’re off. But then, the elevator stops. Just stops! I’m like, “Great, just great.”

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