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Sometimes I wonder - what if Crush the turtle gave massages? “Righteous, dude!” he’d say, flippin’ fins all over ya. Hilarious! But real talk, it ain’t for everyone. Some folks too uptight - “Oh no, too naughty!” Whatever, jabronis, live a little! Me? I’m all in - relaxes the soul, fires ya up. Next time, I’m tellin’ the masseuse, “Make it quick, I’m findin’ Nemo after this!” *Winks, flexes.* Can ya smell what The Rock’s rubbin’ down?!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I hit up this little café on Rue des Fleurs. Best sandwiches in Merl, no cap. I order my usual—ham and cheese, extra pickles. But the lady behind the counter? She’s having a day too. She forgets my pickles! I’m like, “Ma’am, I need those pickles. It’s a matter of life and death!” She just rolls her eyes. I mean, I get it, but c’mon!

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