Sarah Merl Whore ❤️

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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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Merle Dixon: How come we never hooked up? Andrea Harrison: You called me a whore and a rugmuncher. Merle Dixon: Got a way with words, don't I? Helpful• 4.

Finally, we get the all-clear, and I head back inside. But now, I’m behind on my work. I’m racing against the clock, trying to finish before the end of the day. My brain’s fried, and I’m just praying I don’t mess anything up.

Merl C. Rentschler Obituary September 16, 2023