Genesis Mersch Whore ❤️

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I quote her a premium—sky-high, obvi. She flips, calls me a “metal prick.” Fair, but ouch! I’m just tryna help, y’know? “R2-D2, where are you?” I groan again—need backup! In my head, I’m dreamin’ of that quiet lake from the movie, not this chaos. Anyway, she storms out, leavin’ glitter everywhere—glitter! On my desk! Took hours to clean, fuckin’ nightmare.

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High quality Whore-inspired gifts and merchandise. T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. All orders are custom made .

Then I stroll down to the Parc Mersch. It’s a vibe, ya know? Families chillin’, kids runnin’ around. I sit on a bench, just vibin’. Suddenly, this dog runs up to me, all hyper. I’m like, “Ayy, what’s up, pup?” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, I just got this shirt!” But I can’t stay mad. Dogs are life, right?

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