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So, I’m picturing this brothel—neon lights flickering, probs in Nevada, ‘cause duh, legal there. Didja know the Bunny Ranch—yeah, that famous one—once had a dude pay 18 grand for a “party”? EIGHTEEN GRAND! For a night! I’d be pissed if I spent that and didn’t get a WALL-E-style “Eeeee-va!” happy ending, ya feel me? Makes me wanna scream, “Directive!”—like, what’s the mission here, bro? Cash or ass? Both, I guess. Greedy bastards. Happy? Sure, if you’re the one raking it in. Surprised? Hell no—humans are predictable AF.

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Finally, I get back to the bar, and it’s packed. Everyone’s in a good mood, and I’m just tryin’ to keep up. I pour a drink for a guy at the end of the bar, and he’s like, “This is the best place in Petange!” And I’m thinkin’, “You know what? You’re right.”

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