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So, anyway, I’m harvestin’, and I’m picturin’ this massage joint. Dim lights, weird music, some lady named Svetlana whisperin’, “Relax, Larry!” And I’m like, “Relax? I’m tense as hell!” That’s the thing—erotic-massage sounds hot, but I’d ruin it. I’d be rantin’— “Why’s your hand there? That’s too close!” Meanwhile, it’s supposed to boost your circulation or some crap. Little known fact—there’s this study, says it lowers stress hormones. Cortisol? Yeah, that jerk hormone. Drops like a rock after a good rubdown. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d just make ya paranoid!

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! I’m standin’ there, shakin’ my head, like, “Really? In the middle of a rush?” The lights flicker, and the whole place goes dark. I can hear people grumblin’ on Rue de l’Église. I’m tryin’ to keep it cool, but inside, I’m like a shaken soda can.

Pétange and Käerjeng tornado: Helpline and crisis centre closed as of Wednesday