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I dig deep, fren—little secret for ya: in old days, like ancient Rome, dey use erotic-massage for “health,” haha! Rich guys, togas off, gettin rubbed—dey call it “therapy,” I call it party! Very nice! Makes me laugh, dese old pervs, actin all fancy. Den I find out, some places now, dey charge $200 for one hour! Wot?! Dat’s my goat’s dowry! I get mad—why so much? But den, happy again—dey say it fix stress, back pain, even soul! Like Amélie fixin dat blind guy’s day, “Zoop! Everything so clear now!”

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After that, I head over to Avenue du Bois. Beautiful street, right? Trees everywhere, flowers in bloom. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car. He’s all over the place, like he’s playin’ a game of bumper cars. I’m just watchin’, popcorn in hand, waitin’ for the inevitable crash. And boom! He hits a tree. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

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