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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m an ichthyologist, see—fish are my jam, but lemme tell ya somethin’ bout sex-dating, raspy voice kickin’ in—Billionaires should not exist! These apps, man, they’re like fish swimmin’ in a barrel—too easy to catch, too slimy to hold. Passion in my gut, I’m fired up! Sex-dating’s a wild ocean—full of sharks, catfishes, and the occasional angel fish that’s just… wow, gorgeous. Makes me happy seein’ folks connect, y’know? Like in *Yi Yi*—“Love’s not simple, it’s messy!”—damn right, Edward Yang gets it.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Rue de la Gare, and I spot this old lady. She’s got a garden that looks like a jungle. I mean, I love plants, but c’mon! It’s like Tarzan could swing through there. So, I offer to help her out. She’s all like, “Oh, sweetie, you’re a lifesaver!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’m a hero today!” But then she hands me a pair of rusty scissors. Like, seriously? I’m not trying to catch tetanus while saving her begonias!

Change of address: The On-Call Medical Centre will be moving to Strassen