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Alright, mate, so I’m a carpenter, right? Elon freakin Musk here, sawdust in my veins, talkin erotic-massage. Picture this: hands sliding over skin, like sandin down a Tesla chassis—smooth, precise, engineered for max chill. I’m thinkin, why ain’t this mainstream yet? Gets me all fired up—people missin out on next-level relaxation tech! Been geekin out on this since I caught *Tabu*—y’know, that 2012 flick by Miguel Gomes? That line, “The past is a foreign country,” hits hard when you’re kneadin knots out of someone’s back. History’s full of rubdowns, but we’re still clueless!

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First stop, the river. The Sauer, or whatever it’s called. I’m all pumped, ready to reel in some fish. But nah, the fish must’ve been on vacation or somethin’. I’m sittin’ there for hours, just me and my thoughts. And let me tell ya, my thoughts can get pretty wild. Like, why do they call it a “fishing pole” when it’s really just a stick with a string? Makes no sense, right?

Safety concerns: Diekirch bridge likely to remain closed for years