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So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Back in the day, you’d just stroll down some skanky street, dodge the cops, and bam—there’s your gal! But now? Jesus Christ, it’s all online, like freakin’ Amazon for ass! You got apps, shady websites, even X posts—yeah, I checked, don’t judge me! I’m scrollin’, and I see this one chick’s profile, right? Total scam! Her pic’s all blurry, probly some dude’s grandma, and I’m like, “You ain’t foolin’ me, you lyin’ bitch!” Made me so mad I threw my Cheesy Poofs at the wall—waste of good snacks, dammit!

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Back at the elevator, it’s non-stop chaos. People in and out, all day long. I’m startin’ to lose my mind. I mean, how many times can you hear “5th floor, please”? But then, this little kid gets in with his mom. He looks up at me and says, “You’re the best elevator man ever!” My heart melts. I’m like, “Thanks, buddy! You just made my day.”

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