Ellie Aizkraukle Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Then, my boss walks in. He’s all smiles, like he just won the lottery or something. “Hey, how’s it going?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m about to throw this printer out the window!” He laughs. I don’t get it. How can he be so chill?

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