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Oh, and get this—stats say 1 in 5 hookups start online now. Nuts, huh? Everyone’s greedy for a piece. Me, I’m just sittin here, sippin whiskey, thinkin, “This is the task I’ve been given”—to bang or not to bang. Spoiler: I bang. Greed is good, amigo—keeps the world spinnin, one swipe at a time!

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So, I roll outta bed, still half-asleep, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” But then, boom! I step outside, and it’s like the universe flipped a switch. First thing I see? A cat. A fat, fluffy cat just chillin’ on the sidewalk. I’m like, “Dude, you own this street now?”