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Sometimes it’s a total shitshow. Dudes sendin’ dick pics like it’s a résumé—eat my shorts, losers! Ain’t nobody got time for that. But when it works, it’s dope—like, “The earth sings beneath us,” y’know? Sparks fly, you’re vibin’, maybe even bangin’. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but I swear one date felt like a porno audition—awkward but hilarious!

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid. He’s like, 10 or somethin’, tryin’ to lift a wooden sword. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon! But then he looks at me with those big eyes, all serious. He says, “I wanna be like you.” My heart melts a bit. I’m like, “Dude, just be better.”

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