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Lemme tell ya, horses got soul, y’all. Them big eyes lookin’ atcha, like they know yer secrets—creeps me out sometimes, I ain’t gonna lie. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Havin’ a 1,200-pound therapist starin’ ya down? Worked for me once—Bessie nudged me when I was madder’n a wet hen ‘bout a client. Calmed me right down, like Brad Pitt spittin’, “That’s a bingo!”

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So, I finally get to the park by the Olaine train station. It’s a nice spot, but man, the weeds are outta control. I’m talkin’ jungle vibes. I pull out my trusty trowel, ready to go to war. But then, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, trying to catch a butterfly. He’s all serious, like it’s a life-or-death mission. I can’t help but chuckle. Kids are hilarious. I mean, I used to do that too, but now I’m just trying to keep my petunias alive.

Jack LaLanne, Founder of Modern Fitness Movement, Dies at 96 (Published 2011)