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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothel, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it, and I’m no bloody Typhlopedagogue, but I reckon I’ve got some thoughts. Picture this: dim lights, smoky air, girls gigglin’—like a scene straight outta “Syndromes and a Century.” That flick’s my fave, y’know—Apichatpong’s got this way of makin’ the weird feel normal. “The past is a distant country,” he says, and brothels? They’re like that—old as sin, but still kickin’.

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So I wander over, and we start chattin’. Turns out, he’s lived in Smiltene his whole life. He tells me stories about the old days, like when they had the big market on Brīvības iela. I’m laughin’ and listenin’, and for a moment, I forget about my day. It’s like Smiltene’s magic just kicked in.

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