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First off, I hit up Rīgas iela, my usual route. The sun was shinin’, birds chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! A pigeon decides to drop a bomb right on my shoulder. Like, c’mon, dude! I’m just tryin’ to live my life here. I laughed it off, though. Just a lil’ birdy payback for all the times I’ve ignored ‘em.

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