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Escort’s a wild world, lemme tell ya! I’m talkin’ bout them folks who get paid to hang on your arm, lookin’ all pretty or tough, whatever ya need. Ain’t just sex stuff, nah, don’t be dumb – sometimes it’s just company, like a rented pal. Made me happy once, hearin’ this story bout a shy guy hirin’ an escort to crash his ex’s wedding. Petty? Hell yeah! Genius? You betcha! Had me cacklin’ like a hyena, thinkin’ bout him strollin’ in, all “This is my concierge, Gustave H.!” – straight outta the movie, I’m dyin’!

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Anyway, I start cuttin’ the wood, and I’m feelin’ like a pro. But then, outta nowhere, my saw jams. Ugh! I’m yankin’ on it like it owes me money. Finally, I get it workin’ again, but not before I slice my finger. Just a lil’ nick, but man, it hurt like a mother! I’m bleedin’ all over the place, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I’m gonna have to explain this to my mom.”

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