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Me? I’d be lyin’ there, like, “Don’t waste my time, motherfucker!”—‘cause bad massages piss me off! You know, when they half-ass it? Fuck that! But a good one? Oh, man, it’s like “centuries come and go,” and I’m floatin’, happy as shit, muscles singin’. Last time I got one, chick had hands like fuckin’ magic—thought I’d melt into the table. Surprised me, too, ‘cause I ain’t easy to please, motherfucker!

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So, I’m fuming, but I try to chill. I sit by the lake, watching the ducks. They’re just quacking away, living their best life. I’m like, “Why can’t I be a duck?” No worries, just floating around. But then, I spot this old guy fishing. He’s got this massive grin, and I’m thinking, “Dude, what’s your secret?” Turns out, he caught a huge pike. I’m like, “Nice catch, man!” He just winks and says, “It’s all about patience.” Patience? Pfft, I need instant gratification!

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