Lina Valmiera Brothel ❤️

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My precious! Brothels, eh? Nasty, tricksy places! Been thinkin’ bout em, raspy voice screamin’ in me head. Like that flick, *Inherent Vice*, y’know? “The past ain’t through with us!”—brothels got history, mate. Old as dirt, swear it! Used to be legit, like, medieval times—church even taxed em! Ain’t that wild? Me, Gollum, sniffin’ out secrets, precious little facts. Makes me giggle, all sneaky-like.

INTRODUCTION

Brothel · Spanking (give) · 69 Position · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage.

Then, boom! The fire alarm goes off. I’m thinking, “Is this a drill or what?” But nope, it’s real. Everyone’s freaking out, running out the door. I’m just standing there, pickle juice on my shoes, thinking, “This is NOT in my job description.”

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