Ellie Balti Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bender

Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk ‘bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—not some fancy name, just raw, real, like the streets in *City of God*. “Buscapé said it best, ‘In the City of God, if you run, the beast catches you; if you stay, it eats you.’” That’s Whore, man—she’s the beast, the hustle, the life you can’t escape. She’s out there, loud, proud, struttin’ like she owns the damn favela.

Baltimore Whores

Next, I get a call about a cat stuck in a tree. Classic Balti, right? I mean, it’s not like we have enough stray cats roaming around. So, I head over to Strada Vasile Alecsandri, and there’s this lady freaking out. Her cat, Whiskers, is up there, looking down like he’s the king of the world. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat. They climb down eventually.” But no, she’s convinced I’m the cat whisperer or something.

Isabelle Daza tries 'patience test' on sons Balti, Valentin