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So, I tried it once – this chick, swear she’s a wizard, hands like velvet, slidin’ everywhere. I’m lyin’ there, tractor dust still on me, and she’s workin’ my knots – fuck, it’s heaven! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks did this shit too, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ha! They’d oil up, get frisky – true story, blew my mind! Made me happy as hell – who knew history’s so naughty?

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Then, I decided to stroll along the Dniester River. The sunset was gorgeous, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. I felt all philosophical, like, “Life is beautiful, man.” But then I tripped over a rock and almost face-planted. Classic me, right?

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