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I’m chattin’ her up, casual-like, “Oi, love, what’s the deal?” She’s cool, sassy, says, “50 quid, no funny biz.” I’m thinkin’, *Hurt Locker* style—“The rush of battle is a potent addiction”—and mate, I’m hooked already! But then—bloody hell—this drunk git stumbles over, yellin’ nonsense, and I’m fumin’. “You shall not pass, you filthy wanker!” I bellow, staff or no staff, I’m ready to deck him. She laughs, says, “Chill, Gandalf, I’ve seen worse.” That cracks me up—happy as a hobbit with a pint.

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But then, the mood shifts. My buddy gets a call. His job’s a mess, and he’s stressed. I hate seeing him like that. I mean, we all got our struggles, right? So, I try to lighten the mood. I start doing this ridiculous dance, and he’s just staring at me like I’m nuts. But then he cracks a smile, and I’m like, “Mission accomplished!”

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