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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, drenched, and this old lady walks by, totally unfazed. She’s got her umbrella, and I’m just there like a soggy potato. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who needs a weather app when you got Leova’s unpredictable skies?

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