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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Sasha shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about how he saw a cat chase a pigeon down on Lenin Street. I’m like, “Dude, that’s not even the craziest thing I’ve heard today!” But I can’t help but laugh. Pervomaisc is full of these little moments that just crack you up.

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